A Novel

Life on the Suburban Fringe by S.R.Noss

Deleted Scenes

Just like the ronseal man says, it does what it says in the title (well tin, almost).

In this section you will find all major deleted scenes from the book. If you are interested take a look. I will indicate which chapter they go in and approximately where in the text they would have sat.

Oh, by the way, you may find alot of them feature two characters called Bob the Carpenter and Mongrel Jack. It was a sad day to lose them but metaphysical characters rarely work. Question is, were they figments of Marty’s imagination or guardian angels in disguise???

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Deleted Scene 1: Marty meets Bob and Jack in the Graveyard.

This scene is taken from chapter 4: Memories. The new version now has Marty hear singing in the graveyard but keep on walking. Bob and Jack sadly have suffered from the massive cuts undertaken on the book, so this had to go. But still find it a lovely scene. Whats your view?

….Nestled on the left hand brow of the common stands the old Peartree church; gnarled and twisted with age, its roof battered by the elements and the carved words on its graves eroded by wind and rain, just like the bodies of the once living sailors they contain. Grandad used to bring me here as a boy to walk amongst the dead and tell me the stories that lay behind the names. At night the place has a haunting, spectral feel about it, dark and foreboding, somewhere to be bypassed and not waylaid.

It was the soft sound of singing, faint and wispy on the night air that drew me in. The tune was maudlin and sang with sadness, the voice a baritone male kept in time by the whistle of a harmonica. The words seem to hang in the air.

“Oh, poor old Richard Parker,

A cabin boy was he,

Shipwrecked on his first sailing

Aboard the Mignonette…”

 

“A stranded in the Ocean,

Were three men and Richard see

For sixteen days they drifted,

Depending on God’s scant mercy…”

 

“Now poor young Richard Parker,

Drank salt water did he,

And as he drifted heaven wards,

To draw lots did his shipmates agree…?”

 

“To survive the Mignonette’s sinking,

To eat to avoid tragedy,

And so the fate of Poor Parker,

Was to be the survival feast for three…”

 

I knew the story well. Grandad had told it to me one day in the cemetery. I must have been about ten or eleven as it was a cold, windswept winter’s afternoon and so I wore my new Parka, zipped right so you could only see my eyes (the same one I’d found in the attic the day before) and he his new duffel coat, which was still the old one he wore now. Richard Parker had been a young orphan who grew up in the local sailing community. Against his guardians wishes he had signed up aboard the Mignonette, a racing yacht unfit for ocean travel, for a voyage to Australia.

Disaster befell the boat and the crew had found themselves adrift in the Pacific Ocean for many weeks in a lifeboat, with no rescue in sight. Young Parker, parched by thirst and dehydration had drunk sea water, fallen delirious and on the brink of death. The surviving crew members had drawn lots and chosen one of their number to despatch the dying Parker so they could survive on his meat.

With their rescue came notorious celebrity in early Victorian Britain and the surviving crew members were at first feted as survivors before being tried and acquitted for the murder of the young sailor. My Grandad had concluded the story with a knowing nod, his moral being that stupid buggers don’t survive and I had better not grow up to be a silly little bugger on his watch. Well, something to that effect I suspect.

Frost was beginning to form on the ground as the temperature dropped and leaves crack crackled under foot as I walked into the cemetery. A faint light glowed by an old, gnarled tree that I knew was where young Parker’s grave would be. The singing had stopped by now and I could see two men sat by the graveside, shadows flickering eerily cast out from the small fire they had built, slurping noisily from beer cans.

One was tall and thin, lanky as my Grandma would have called him, with a long pointed nose, hair in a ponytail and a thin scraggily beard. He was dressed all in black, from his pointed boots to his denim jeans and faded shirt. The other appeared much shorter and plumper, maybe because he was laid out flat on the ground with his round shaved head propped on a broken piece of gravestone. Unlike his compatriot he appeared to be wearing a mismatch of colours; white trainers, red patched jeans and an old yellow hooded top.

The taller of the two stood up and raised his can aloft, as if making a toast, whilst the smaller one continued to lay smoking. The tip of his cigarette glowed amber red in the darkness. They looked like a couple of down and outs getting pissed in a secluded spot; no real trouble, just probably liable to get a bit loud. I edged closer to see if I could recognise them as locals and as I did a fallen branch snapped underfoot.

The taller one froze mid toast and turned around, peering into the darkness.

“Oye, ou’s thar?” he called out, words slurred from drink.

I wondered what to do; show myself and potentially face a confrontation with these drunks for spying on them or turning tail and scurrying away, the coward’s option. A small part of my brain wondered if they were even human. Ghosts in a graveyard, very Edgar Allan Poe, I thought as I took the plunge and stepped out from the dark.

The taller of the two men starred at me for a moment, his eyes trying to focus on me as he swayed unsteadily on his feet.

“Alwite Guv’nor?” he slurred. His smaller compatriot grinned up at me from the floor. The taller one raised his can and shook it in my general direction.

“Fancy a drink?”

I thought about it for a moment then shrugged my shoulders and decided why the hell not.

The ground was cold and hard as I sat down. The beer can opened with a satisfying fizz and froth spurted out. I gulped at it greedily and then turned to face my two hosts who were busily engaged with starring at me.

“Gud ya?” the taller asked with a knowing nod as he returned from taking a piss behind one of the gravestones.

“Yeah” I replied, “As good as gold, many thanks. I’m Marty by the way”

I took another long slurp before asking the obvious.

“So who are you two then?”

The taller one, who seemed to do all of the talking, replied for them both.

“Well squire, they call me Bob the Carpenter,” he bowed with a theatrical flourish as he spoke, “gentleman of life an all it purveys and this here is me friend an’quaintance Mongoloid Jack.”

The shorter of the two nodded at me on hearing his name and took another long drag on what I now suspected was a joint. The sickly smell of sweet herbs hung pungent in the air. The taller one continued.

“An I suspect yu’ll be awondering what exactly me an me main man ‘ere are doin on such a night as this? Well, let me tell ya squire that we is commerating the passing of the poor y’ung sailor that lays buried ‘ere thru the mediums of song, celebration and inebriation…”

He raised his can in toast once again whilst swishing the other outwards to indicate the water beyond.

“…To the life of y’ung Parker who lays at tha bott’um of tha ocean out thar!”

And with that he slumped down onto the floor, laughing deeply with the baritone voice that was so mismatch with his tall, scrawny body, before launching into another melancholy old sailors song. Whilst Bob amused himself so Jack leant over, nudged me in the ribs to get my attention and offered me his joint with a quizzical raise of his eyebrows. What the hell, I thought, as I took it from him, inhaled deeply and breathed out an ever expanding cloud of smoke into the night time air.

“It’s good.” I said, coughing slightly. Jack smiled and nodded in mute reply.

“Don’t say much do you Jack?”

“Yer what?” shouted Bob, taking a momentary break from his singing. He was on his feet now, dancing a drunken jig about the graves.

“I said, you don’t say much.” I replied.

Bob stopped dancing and starred at me for a moment, not comprehending what I’d said.

“Don’t say much? I bludy talk all tha time man!”

I shook my head.

“No, I was saying that to Jack, he doesn’t say much.”

Bob looked at me as if I was stupid.

“E’s not likely to is ‘e, being bloody deaf and whatnot. Can’t speak can ’e, never learnt the wurds, on account of not ‘earing.”

As he spoke he leapt down beside me, close enough for me to feel his breath on my face and tapped himself on the forehead.

“Mind you, got the eye ‘as e. Canna see inside people’s minds, knows what they’r a finking for sure, knows more than ‘e lets un, little fuckar.”

Bob turned to Jack, who, bored with the conversation, blew softly on his harmonica and gave him a theatrical wink and thumbs up, then plucked the joint out of my hand and took a long, deep drag on it. Smoke once more billowed up into the air as he exhaled and spoke at the same time.

“Anyways y’ung Mar-tay, what ya doin out on a night like this?”

A good question.

“Couldn’t sleep so thought I’d go for a wander. We needed some milk and there’s an all night mini-mart down the road.”

I pointed further down the road towards Woolston, the next suburb along where all the sailing families used to live, long ago.

“An wont ur y’ung lady wunder where u are?” Bob enquired.

“There isn’t one,” I admitted quietly, “I live with my Grandad…”

It seemed almost embarrassing to admit it to these two but Bob just nodded his head sagely.

“Footloose an fancy free then, just like a y’ung ‘un should be,” he said as he gently punched me on the arm in that sort of manly way men do to try and be manly with other men, “good for y’u, lots of life an living to look forward to.”

Jack raised his can in agreement with that, so clearly he understood at least some of what we were talking about. I raised mine back in reply before draining the last dregs from it. Positive was not how I was feeling after the last few days but the joint was clearly having an effect as I grinned at Bob and announced a hearty

“Here’s to life!”

“ ‘ear, ‘ear!” Bob shouted back as he leant over and passed Jack the joint.

Maybe it was just the chemical effect, but sat here with these two it felt as if the stresses and strains of the previous weeks and months began to slip away, off of my shoulders and into the darkness beyond, purging my soul of the angst, anger and frustration caused by Grandad’s steady decline. In the distance the Guildhall clock tower chimed midnight, its bells echoing over the water. I had been sat here for at least an hour and could feel the cold of inactivity seeping under my skin and into my bones, so I stood up and swung my arms around a few times and stamped my feet to get the circulation going again. Bob and Jack continued to sit on the floor, watching me as if I was some sort of oddity who had dropped into their midst. Once up I figured it was time to go.

“A walk will get the old circulation going after all,” I told them.

They seemed as unconcerned about my going as they had my coming and, with a wave and a farewell, I walked back onto the road and headed down towards the Woolston shops. Behind me Bob’s laughter faded. I glanced back, but they had already become hidden in the darkness of the night.

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